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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

New Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour demo trailer shows off mini games and tech demos in-action - Eurogamer

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

SpaceX marks 500th Falcon launch with Starlink 11-22 Mission - Teslarati

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Vienna calling: Strauss's 'Blue Danube' waltzes into outer space - Phys.org

Then came..

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

What are some possible reasons for an unfaithful spouse to not confess their affair to their partner and instead end it without telling them?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why does my intimate area “sweat” and smell so much? I almost have to have a shower everyday. How do I get rid of this?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Do women wear undies under leggings?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

This Demonized Carb Is Actually Great for Longevity, According to a Doctor and RD - Yahoo

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Scientists discover universal rule that governs all life on Earth - The Brighter Side of News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do I develop the patience to read books?

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Everyone loved it.

No way

Doctors warn just one glass of this drink a day could increase risk of being diagnosed with cancer - UNILAD

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I read this: "Putin is a brilliant, courageous, ingenious, determined, beloved, and incredible modern leader. He is currently the world’s most effective and strong leader, the best the world has seen in centuries." What do you think about this?

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Proposed NASA cuts to space science: “Staggering” - EarthSky

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