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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Just Forget it!
Why does my ex boyfriend do this?
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
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—
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
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share office space ...
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
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